exprts claim dat: wen we sleep w/o huggng pilows or anythng around us,we dnt wori 80% of d tym. wen we slip w/ pilows or any stuff around us in bed,we actualy wnt 2b hapi & b an active part of a crowd. wen we slip wyl huggng 1pilow,we actualy wish 8 2b dt prs0n we mis&luv. hw do u slip?
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Holy DIET:
EAT & SWALLOW
ur pride,
DIGEST GOD’s
teachings,
DEFLATE
ur ego.
4 dessert,
INDULGE n PRAYERS.
May u stay fit!
Hav a hot HOLY WEEK!
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A phiLo tcher chalnging a stdnt of her f8 n GOD..
Tcher:to see s 2 beliv..Hav u seEn GOD?
Stdnt:no,sir, i havnt.
Tcher:den, der is no GOD
Stdnt: sir, may I ask a qstion?Hav u seen ur brain?
Tcher: no.
Stdnt: my dear clasm8s, uwi n tau,alang utak c sir!
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Join Anti Corruption Rally Fri, Feb 15 Makati Financial District Meet 2pm Rustan’s Ayala
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MMDA (with pen & ticket) to a traffic violator:MMDA: Name?
Foreigner Driver: Wilhelm von Corgrinski Papakovitz
MMDA: Ahhh.. Next time be careful ha…
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Scientist have proven that human minds are linked with each other thru neuron activities. So if you’re thinking of someone all day long without any reason at all, she/he is thinking of you too…
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