our daily txt

pg mY
prbLema k
wg k mgppKmtay
icpn m0..

kba0ng-10,000

Bur0L-2,500
LiBing-5,000

kpe&BskwiT
-1,700

kya pg my
pr0blemA k
tx m0 k0..

MATADOR -60 Lng!

nrnsan
mo n b
mgmhL
at msktan
dhL inwn k nya?
tps
bgLa kau
ngkta,

nginitian k,

at nsbi s srLi mo:

“bkt gnun? iisa
n Lng ngipin nya,
gmgLaw p pg 2mtwa..”

Titser: juan,
Translate ths in english..

Juan: wat mam?

Titser: ang uwak ay
hinang hinang naglakad lakad

juan: the wak, wak weak weak, wok wok!

3 guys ngksala s knilng tribo!
LiDER:mgdla kau ng 10 pre2hng prutas!
Unang bmlik c juan,dla 10 san2l..
LiDER:ips0k s pwet m0 lht!Ang ccmang0t o ngi2te PA2TYIN! Unng san2l plng smimang0t c juan,PATAY!
Nxt c pedro,dla ng ubAs ika-10 n ubAs 2mwa,PATAY..!
Ngkta c juan at pedro s langt..
JUAN:buhy kp sna qng d k 2mwa s hulng ubAs,bkt 2mwa k?
PEDR0:nkta q kz c berto,my dla 10 langka!

mNsan pG saPit nG umaga, nKkswA nA uNg mGa bti na.. “maWning” “eAt uR br8kfst” oR “gUd am” pRa iBa nMan.. “gcng ka na?? Pcheese burger ka naman! Burger!

Mommy#1: ano ang ipinapainom mo s baby mo?

Mommy#2: promil gold para s matatag n pangarap.eh ikaw?

Mommy#1,: emperador para s totoong tagumpay..;-)
Haha!

“if they Laugh at you because you’re different..

..laugh at them because they’re aLL the same..”