Magsyotang
nag-uusap
sa
tabing dagat
GIRL:
hon ano
zodiac sign mo?
BOY: (nag-isip sya. dahil bobo,
di nya alam) sa u muna hon.
GIRL: zodiac sign ko cancer
BOY: sa kin, goiter.
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In the US, they have Bill Clinton, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, Steevie Wonder, Condoleeza Rice.
Sa Pinas, we have no bills, no cash, no hop, no wonder… and NO RICE!
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gwapo ngtxt: luv, p load nman P100.
bakla: ok! (ngmmadaling nghanap ng loading area)
bakla: nareciv mo n luv?
gwapo: HU U???
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Kanina, nagpa-load ako. Sabi ko “Ate, pa-load po.”
Biglang sumigaw yung tindera: Si Ederic, naka-Smart Buddy naaaaa!”
Sabi ko: “Ate, Globe po ako. Relax! :p
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Kanina, nagpa-load ako. Sabi ko “Ate, pa-load po.”
Biglang sumigaw yung tindera: Si Ederic, naka-Smart Buddy naaaaa!” :p
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In a dream i saw myself walking on a beach with the Lord. He was carrying someone in his arms. I took a closer look to see who it was the Lord carried with care. It was YOU! I felt jealous. The Lord probably felt my envious tone when i asked: ” Lord, bakit sya ang karga mo, hindi ako?” With a compassionate voice He answered: “Wag kang mainggit. Ang friend mo may rayuma, ikaw wala!” ü
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Barker ng bus:
Ah Cubao, cubao, cubao,
cubao, cubao, cubao, cubao,
cubao, cubao, cubao, cubao, cubao!!!!Pasahero: Boss, Cubao?
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Blang araw Mwa2la ako D n kta mttxt D n kta mt2wagan Pg ngyari un wg k mlu2ngkot 100 days lng un.. NSA LOOB AKO NG BAHAY NI KUYA! Cute Edtion na eh..!.
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Tlga b mhirap humatsing ng di pumipikit mga mata? Tlga b di mgalaw magisa yung pinakmaliit n dliri s paa? Tlga b di mkahikab ng nksarado ang bbig? Pkisubukan mo nga ths wkend upang mlamn mo sgot at i-share s akin lalo na yung sa paa at pghikb.. ok?:-)
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Bakit nakakamatay ang butter?
bcoz…
itz “ment… tikil… ya”
tentenenen!
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Sabi nila kung may eyebag ka, be proud — pinagpuyatan mo yan, eh.
Sabi ko naman, kung amoy putok ka…
BE PROUD!!!
Pinagpawisan mo yan, eh!
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“I may be a star now. Famous.
Hard-to-get. Delicious.
But the truth is, Im simple.
And sumtyms, it pains me
to see people struggling
to get a little of me.”-NFA rice
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In a MISS GAY PAGEANT
HOST: how can we uplft our economy 2day evnthou wer undr economic crisis?
GAY: (namutla) putangna nyo mga bakla!! Kala ko b miss gay to? Quizbee pala!ü
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