SPECIAL PRAYER 4 GMA : ABA Naman GLORIA Puno Ka Na ng GRASYA! Ang YAMAN ng BANSA Ay SUMAIYO Na. Sa HUSAY ni GARCI Naging PEKENG PANGULO Ka! Bukod Kang MANDARAYA sa Babaeng Lahat. PINAGPALA Ring MANGKURAKOT, ASAWA MO’t ANAK. Kaya WALA Ng NATIRA sa AMEN. Pls, pass for our country. .
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GMA n her famLy riding an airplane.
GMA: wat f i throw 1chek worth a 1M pesos out of d window 2 make at least 1fiLpino hapi?
FG: honey, why nt throw 2cheks worth half a milion pesos 2 make 2 fLipnos hapi?
Luli: mom,why nt throw 4cheks wrth quarter of a milion 2 mke 4 fLpnos hapi?
Fnaly her grndaughter spoke: grandma, why not simply THROW URSELF out of d wndow 2 mke ALL flipinos hapi?:-)
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GMA Nahulog sa tulay, nailigtas ni Jr.
GMA: Salamat at nailigtas mo ako. Humiling ka kahit ano, ibibigay ko syo.
Jr: Gusto ko po ng electric wheelchair w/ mp3 & playstation.
GMA: Bkt yn ang hiningi mo eh di ka mnman lumpo?
Jr: Tiyak ho pag nalaman ng itay ko na iniligtas ko kyo, lulumpuhin nya ko! :p
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A frog went inside Malacanang Palace. It deeply disturbed GMA bcoz when d frog croaked, it said…
“Korap! Korap! Korap!”
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Why would the rebels waste money, bullets and effort to kill GMA. Its another sign of idiocy by Palace publicists because GMA is already politically and morally dead. We folks just need to finish her off by driving her away and sending her to jail like the dreaded Akyat Bahay Gang…
-Inday’s reaction to a Malacanang report that the NPA is plotting to kill GMA
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World’s Organized Crime Groups:
USA - MAFIAJapan - YAKUZA
Italy - Cosa Nostra
China - TRIAD
Taiwan - 14k
Philippines -1st Family
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Nakita ko si GMA. Matangkad naman pala si madam president.
-Mahal
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Huwag magtago sa saya
Neri, maging totoo ka.
Kakampi ba kay Lozada
O magsusuot ng Prada?-Frank Rivera
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Let us all pray that GMA be vindicated & remain as our president.
Pls pass this to 7 of your friends & notice that after 7 days…
You’ve lost 7 friends.
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COW STORY:
USA has COWboy.
England has madCOW.
Russia has MosCOW &
d Philippines tops dem all…It has Malacanang First Family
of magnanaCOW na matataCOW!
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FM’s downfall was due to KBL
Kasalanan ng
Babaeng taga-
Leyte…GMA’s downfall may be due to KAMPI
Kasalanan ng
Asawang
Minalas sa
Probinsyanong
Intsik.Pls pass
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Lozada
1/2 pinoy
1/2 intsikApostol
1/2 pinoy
1/2 Bulol“joker” Arroyo
1/2 pinoy
1/2 PikonSantiago
1/2 pinay
1/2 BuangEnrile
1/2 GMA
1/2 ERAPNer¡
1/2 pinoy
1/2 pinayGonzales
1/2 pinoy
1/2 LintaRazon
1/2 pinoy
1/2 PatolaDonald Dee
1/2 intsik
1/2 TraydorFG
1/2 pork
1/2 BuwayaGMA
1/2 lang
pero evil!
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This is now the proper way of introducing Mikey: “Rep. Mikey Arroyo - the son of a bitch.”
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