Magsyotang
nag-uusap
sa
tabing dagat
GIRL:
hon ano
zodiac sign mo?
BOY: (nag-isip sya. dahil bobo,
di nya alam) sa u muna hon.
GIRL: zodiac sign ko cancer
BOY: sa kin, goiter.
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“Ang Pamantasan ng Pilipinas ay dapat nag-aasert ng pantay na edukasyon para sa lahat.” — UP student leader Terry Ridon
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In the US, they have Bill Clinton, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, Steevie Wonder, Condoleeza Rice.
Sa Pinas, we have no bills, no cash, no hop, no wonder… and NO RICE!
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Sooner or later, start taking yourself seriously.
know when you need a break,
know what to get worked up about & what to get rid of.
do something that makes you stronger & more complete.
because it’s never too late to have a life,
& never too late to change one.ö
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gwapo ngtxt: luv, p load nman P100.
bakla: ok! (ngmmadaling nghanap ng loading area)
bakla: nareciv mo n luv?
gwapo: HU U???
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Kanina, nagpa-load ako. Sabi ko “Ate, pa-load po.”
Biglang sumigaw yung tindera: Si Ederic, naka-Smart Buddy naaaaa!”
Sabi ko: “Ate, Globe po ako. Relax! :p
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Kanina, nagpa-load ako. Sabi ko “Ate, pa-load po.”
Biglang sumigaw yung tindera: Si Ederic, naka-Smart Buddy naaaaa!” :p
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Isang araw, nagulat ang amo dahil bumalik ang naglayas na si Inday.
AMO: Inday! Bumalik ka rin! Bakit?
INDAY: I care about my job, Sir. I care about you! :-)
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In a dream i saw myself walking on a beach with the Lord. He was carrying someone in his arms. I took a closer look to see who it was the Lord carried with care. It was YOU! I felt jealous. The Lord probably felt my envious tone when i asked: ” Lord, bakit sya ang karga mo, hindi ako?” With a compassionate voice He answered: “Wag kang mainggit. Ang friend mo may rayuma, ikaw wala!” ü
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A nice Quote:
“evrytHing wud be olryt at d end..
If its nOt oLryt,then its nOt yet the end..”
-nytie..
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Th¡S m0rniNg I w¡Sh y0u…
The Strenght of Fa¡Th,
The Real¡Ty of Hope,
The Joy of Char¡Ty,
and the Contentment of
a Happy Heart…
G(.”)(”,)d Morn¡Ng!
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Barker ng bus:
Ah Cubao, cubao, cubao,
cubao, cubao, cubao, cubao,
cubao, cubao, cubao, cubao, cubao!!!!Pasahero: Boss, Cubao?
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38 SECOND PRAYER: Lord, thank you for this great day! i love u and need you to come into my heart. Do bless me, my famly, my home, my work and my friends. With you all things are possible. In Jesus name Amen.
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